New T-shirt Design

One of my old friends gave me the idea of creating this T-shirt. He said "you know how all those girls are wearing those 'Future MILF' shirts, I want a shirt that says Future MILF Supporter!" So here it is boys :) Enjoy, this will get you some attention at the bars this summer!

Low Carb?

Is hollowing out a bagel really considered ‘low carb’? I think not.

I see a ton of people at my office do this every week. Friday in my office is “Bagel Day” the company actually buys us bagels and muffins, which is very nice. The bagels are huge and if you eat a whole one you may think twice about going out for lunch. But anyway, so every Friday there are some people who stand over the trash can ripping the insides of their bagels out, but they still will put butter or cream cheese on it, I guess they are thinking in their head that this counts as lower carbs. Maybe it does but if you are watching your weight why not have half a bagel with the cream cheese/butter and enjoy the carbs? I don’t get it…. I say either eat it in moderation or do without.

Bubble Pop Electric?

So I love Gwen Stefani, she is my idol, but as I sit here listening to my iTunes, I wonder does this song mean what I think it does or should I get my mind out of the gutter right now? I sounds to me Gwen is going to get lucky in the back seat tonight, which is great, but I wonder if the 8 year old girls out there singing along to this song know what she is talking about...

She says..."You might wanna hurry because tonight is the night
I'm empty I need fulfilling yes I do love
To the ceiling when I do love
I get this feeling when I'm in Love
I'm restless can't you see I try my bestest
To be good girl because it's just us
So take me now and do me justice
I'm waiting patiently
Anticipating your arrival
And I'm hating
It takes so long to get to my house
To take me outTonight I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC Uh-O in the back seat" .... there is more you can read all the lyrics here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/gwenstefani/bubblepopelectric.html

Anti-Valentine's Day

I am one of those people that dread Valentine's Day. V-day is bad enought when you are in a couple having to plan something 'special', but when you are single it is just a day to remind you of what a loser you are if you don't have a date.
In honor of Valentine's Day Chaotic Couture has created a variety of ANTI-VALENTINE'S day designs, so check them out: http://www.cafepress.com/chaoticcouture/1124109

Including the popular Valentine's Day is like herpes and the Candy Heart 'I was never yours'.

Check us out! www.chaoticcouture.com

Thanks to Ryan I have this song stuck in my head...so don't you get fresh with me!

Who's that gigolo on the street?With his hands in his pockets and his crocodile feetHanging off the curb, looking all disturbedAt the boys from home. They all came runningThey were making noise, manhandling toysThat's the girls on the block with the nasty curlsWearing padded bras sucking beers through strawsDropping down their drawers, where did you get yours?
Gigolo, Huh, sukka?Gigolo. Gigolo, Huh, sukka?
Who's looking good today?Who's looking good in every way?No style rookieYou better watch don't mess with me!
No moneyman can win my loveIt's sweetness that I'm thinking of!We always hang in a Buffalo StanceWe do the dive every time we danceI'll give you love baby not romanceI'll make a move nothing left to chanceSo don't you get fresh with me!
Get funky. Yeah Timmy.Tell it like it is. Check out this DJ.
So you say you wanted money but you know it's never funnyWhen your shoes worn through and there's a rumble in your tummyBut you had to have style get a gold tooth smilePut a girl on the corner so you can make a pileCommitted a crime and went insideIt was coming your way but you had to surviveWhen you lost your babe, you lost the raceNow you're looking at me to take her place.
Who's looking good today?Who's looking good in every way?No style rookieYou better watch don't mess with me
Smokin.' Not cokin.' Get funky saxLooking good, hanging with the wild bunchLooking good in a Buffalo StanceLooking good when it comes to the crunchLooking good's a state of mindState of mind don't look behind youState of mind or you'll be deadState of mind may I remind youBomb the Bass...rock this place!What is he like? What's he like anway?Yo' man what do you expect the guy's a gigolo manYou know I mean?
No moneyman can win my loveIt's sweetness that I'm thinking ofWe always hang in a Buffalo StanceWe do the dive every time we danceI'll give you love baby not romanceI'll make a move nothing left to chanceSo don't you get fresh with me
No moneyman can win my loveIt's sweetness that I'm thinking ofWe always hang in a Buffalo StanceWe do the dive every time we danceI'll give you love baby not romanceI'll make a move nothing left to chanceSo don't you get fresh with me
Wind on my face, sound in my earsWater from my eyes, and you on my mindAs I sink, diving down deep...deeper into your soul.
No moneyman can win my loveIt's sweetness that I'm thinking ofWe always hang in a Buffalo StanceWe do the dive every time we danceI'll give you love baby not romanceI'll make a move nothing left to chanceSo don't you get fresh with me
No moneyman can win my loveIt's sweetness that I'm thinking ofWe always hang in a Buffalo StanceWe do the dive every time we danceI'll give you love baby not romanceI'll make a move nothing left to chanceSo don't you get fresh with me

I love mini cupcakes!

Suzanne, Nicole, & I made some really cute and yummy cupcakes on NYE. Suzanne genius that she is had a great idea to write "you are old" on them and take a picture, we will be putting this on a card on our site soon. I wonder who's b-day is next so I can give this to them?

Eminem & Kim - Married

Wow that was a quick wedding, darn now I'll never have a chance :)
http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=212319

How the time flies...

So it has been a long time since I last blogged, well not that long, but long enough. I just recently switched to a new job at my company so now I am really busy at work. No more "stealing" the company's time... such a shame I said to one of my co-workers "it really sucks being this busy, cause I have no time to do any of my personal shit at work". Ahhhh...how I long for the days when I had nothing to do, but blog and stalk other people's blogs, let alone write out my bills and catch up on celebrity gossip :)

Happy New Year!

As I sit back and reflect on the past year I can hardly believe it is 2006. I try to think what my biggest moment of the year was and not one thing jumps out at me. Life is pretty much the same which is good and bad. Most people think of major life-changing events as the things that matter. I'm not married (or anywhere close to it), I don't have kids, or a boyfriend, or a pet, so to some people on the outside my life is still the same. But I managed to finally pay off my credit-card debt, I got a new car, a new apartment by the beach, and a promotion at work. Those thing right there are significant accomplishments so why do I feel like nothing has changed? I guess I am brainwashed by a society that assumes that if you are over 30 and not married or on the way to being married nothing is going on in your life....